Ellie’s drunken wreak of a mother makes a return while Manny throws a school car wash.
Pre-Credit Opener: We see Sean and Ellie waking up from a pretty intense study session. Ellie is instantly flipping out because she was supposed to have been home at 11. Sean checks his phone and big surprise, no one called because her mom was too busy getting hammered to give a fuck where her daughter was. Sean mentions the fact that she’s a lousy drunk and Ellie get’s pissed and says she doesn’t want to talk about it. That’s when Sean get’s the brilliant idea of having her move in with her. I don’t know why, she’s a big time downer.
In the next scene Ashley is stressing about the fact that her dad is bringing his boyfriend for parents night. Ellie being completely self centered ignores what Ashley has to say and brings up the fact that Sean asked her to move in. Ashley being negative says that she can’t. But it seems like Ellie is desperate to move out because her mom is a raging alcoholic.
Manny meanwhile is trying to talk to Spinner who completely ignores her, but that’s when she comes with the idea of having the Downtown Sasquatch play some jams while they wash cars in their bikini’s to raise some money for their new uniforms. Spinner tells her that it’s not just his band, they’ll need to ask Craig. Manny says that it’ll be awkward as hell seeing how he knocked her up and then she aborted their love child. After some pathetic begging, Spinner says that he’ll see what he can do.
In the library Sean is already pissed at Ellie because she keeps making excuses for not moving in with him. Ellie has this stupid idea of just having dinners with him and her going home. But that’s when he tells her that he loves her and for her to just move in for fucks sake! But oh, she breaks his heart by telling him no and that her mom needs her.
It seems like it’s already time for parents night and Ellie is flicking her rubber band on her wrist like crazy due to anxiety. Shit who can blame her, right away you can tell that her mom is drunk as shit and she’s already embarrassing her in front of everyone. Snake is so frazzled by it his face goes all crooked.
Elsewhere Ashley introduces Ellie’s mom to her dad and his lover, partner, whatever he is, Ellie’s mom can’t help being an ass and asks them if they’re a pair’s figure skating team. Ashley’s dad full of quiet dignity and grace says that they’re life partners. Not having any tact, she goes on about how her husband is away in Afghanistan fighting the global war on terrorism and that it would be nice to have an actual man around the house. She continues to humiliate Ellie some more by saying that the gays would only be good for redecorating Bin Laden’s cave. Ellie spots Sean, but so does her mom. She goes on to make him feel bad by asking why his parents aren’t around. He explains that he lives alone. She picks that as the perfect time to give him shit about Ellie always being there and then drags her away.
Oh lord, it seems like Ashley has now joined Craig’s band and it seems like they’re now playing Reggae. Which is only one of the worst kinds of music out there right next to Country. Spinner tells the guys that they need to play another gig because practice is getting boring as hell. That’s when he brings up the car wash and they have a vote because Marco is being a little bitch about playing in front of people. Craig, Ashley and Spinner vote yea, while Jimmy and Marco say nay. Craig and Ashley get annoyed though when Spinner says that Manny will be stoked about them playing.
Uh oh. We see Ellie being woken up by a fire detector and holy shit! Her kitchen is a hideous raging inferno because her mom got drunk and fell asleep while she was cooking something on the stove. Stupid Ellie makes shit about ten times worse by throwing it against the curtains, spreading the fire around the room. She drags her mom’s limp carcass out of there before they both became Freddy Krueger.
At the hospital, her mom has the fucking nerve to be giving Ellie shit about pretty much burning their house to the ground. Saying that she doesn’t want to hear anything about it because she feels bad enough already. But I think it’s the hangover that she’s talking about. Ellie trying to pull a fast one asks her mom if she can stay at Ashley’s instead of some relative who I guess lives far away. Really, we all know she’s going to stay at Sean’s instead. Her mom not wanting to drive her to school says yes. Surprise, surprise, she goes to Sean’s.
At Sean’s house Sean is helping her bring all her smoke covered clothes into his apartment. Sean mentions that his CD collection just doubled, but I doubt he’d want to listen to KD Lang and Sarah McLachlan. But shit, is he wrong, it’s actually Ellie’s well organized cutting kit. In it she has so many ways to cut herself, it’s insane. Trying to distract him, she mentions that they should get a pet. Sean ignoring her says that he thought that she stopped cutting herself. She says that she isn’t, but she just had to save it because it brings bitter memories to her and she thrives on dwelling in the abyss. Anyways, Sean says that he’ll sleep on the couch while she get’s the bed.
It’s finally time for the car wash where we’re introduced to a new character named Darcy. Spinner welcomes her by wetting her down in her bikini. Manny comes along and thanks Craig for taking pictures and playing the car wash. Ashley meanwhile get’s jealous because Craig can’t stop looking at her tits. Spinner comes along and plays around with Manny, getting Craig a bit jealous too. God these people.
Sitting on the steps Marco asks her how her mom is and Ellie seems to be glad to be away from her for a while. Which is telling. Marco then get’s weird and pretty much asks her if they did the nasty at his place, where Ellie says no like she’s all disgusted.
The car wash continues with a couple of dirty old men looking at all the hot teenage flesh on display while Craig and his band play some truly shitty reggae. They’re pretty bad too, so bad that I was wishing that someone would throw water on them by accident so that they would get electrocuted like in Carrie. Rick of all people comes by in his mom’s Family Truckster and says that he’s there to support a good cause. They all get instantly pissed off and Jimmy tells him to leave before he shoots him full of water. Rick seeing that it was a horrible idea leaves, but not before Jimmy wets his car. So hey, I say Rick wins in this one, he got a free car wash. Meanwhile it’s obvious that Manny and Spinner are flirting with each other and Craig doesn’t like it one bit.
Later on at Sean’s, the Degrassi kids are having a party. Too bad the Montreal Crew isn’t there, because they’re just so hardcore. Anyways Jay and Alex are being real fucking assholes and Jay mentions that it’s really a bon voyage, thanks for all the sex party. But we all know that Ellie is kind of a prude and no sex was had. Bummed out Ellie mentions to Sean that she doesn’t want to go back to her mom, Sean being the loyal boyfriend says that she doesn’t have to. And that’s where her mom comes into the room and fucks everything up.
She begins by once again embarrassing Ellie into smithereens. Ellie being a typical child of such a shitty environment just shakes her head yes and is full of tears when her mom asks her that she’s been staying at Sean’s instead of Ashley’s. She starts to drag her ass out, but Sean stops her and says that it’s better if Ellie stays there with him. Not skipping a beat, she slaps the shit out of him and that’s pretty much the end of that party.
Back at the burnt out hulk that was their home, her mom tries to be all optimistic about the fact that she almost burned the whole house to the ground and almost killed the both of them. Ellie upset just mentions that she pimped slapped Sean and that’s where she starts to do her thing with the rubber band again. Her mom tells her to cut that shit out because she looks like a weirdo doing that. Ellie then dumps out her cutting kit and asks her to pick a device because harming herself is the only way she can cope with her and her drunkenness. Her mom starts to cry because she shows her arm that looks like Edward Scissorhands cut her up. Ellie tells her that she’s been cutting herself and if she stays with her, she’ll start up again. By the way, I think her mom burned her eye brows off in the fire.
At the Dot Spinner and Manny are having a hell of an awkward exchange. Especially when she mentions that she’s waiting there for Paige. So yeah, all this is doing is setting up a relationship between the two of them.
Moving on, Sean is getting his lift on and that’s where Ellie barges in and says that her mom just dropped her off and that she’s going to stay with him because she’s finally going to rehab. The episode ends with Ellie telling Sean that they have a new pet and it’s a ferret. I only have one question, why does Ellie look incredibly sweaty? Plus that ferret seems like it’s breaking the fourth wall begging to be rescued by this maniac.
So this was another good episode. We were introduced to a new character Darcy, Ellie’s mom almost burned the whole fucking house down and Spinner and Manny seem to have a thing for each other. This episode, it went there!